While the rest of the class labored away in pigeon, wheel, and otherwise awkward poses, I lay on my back with my legs in the air talking my nervous system down from my own internal version of Black Friday. It was chaos inside there. My thoughts were pacing back and forth biting their nails like [...]
Archive for January, 2009
With an extra side of bland
Posted in Uncategorized on January 31, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Inside my head is like a noisy 2nd grade classroom
Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
It happened again. “It” being my Ego moved back in like a child who graduated from college and decided to come home and take over the entire house with their dirty laundry and beer cans. Dear sensible readers,
I realize that by now you may be wishing, hoping, praying that I would just move [...]
Children at Play
Posted in Uncategorized on January 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
My neighborhood needs a sign that reads “QUIET: Unemployed 25 year old sleeping her life away. Please do not wake the beast while waiting for the school bus”.
I must humbly admit that I was cursing the little ‘munchkins’ from my bed this morning. Seriously, who plays basketball, hide and seek, and tag at 7 am? [...]
I love you Michael Franti
Posted in Uncategorized on January 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
If I ever meet this man I am going to ask him what he is doing for the rest of his life. Girl could use someone like him on a daily basis. Namely when I am taking a bubble bath and need to be serenaded.
“NEED” being the operative word.
Shrink Wrap
Posted in Uncategorized on January 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It should be noted that as long as I have an internet connection, I will undoubtedly avoid writing until the last possible second. I’m not sure why. Its not like having our wisdom teeth yanked from the roots of your mouth. Or sitting through the whole running of “What the bleep do we know?”. [...]
“To keep me from getting to…me”
Posted in Uncategorized on January 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t want to write this blog, but once again my fingers have becomed possessed and the urge to pound out letters into words into some sort of meaning is beyond resisting.
I like goggles. Especially the kind that fog up REALLY easily. When these goggles are removed, life becomes a bit sobering. Its all around [...]
Obama continued…
Posted in Uncategorized on January 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Who else squirts tears waiting at the DMV to get your renewed license? In past years, the tears would clearly signal my frustration with three consecutive failed attempts at the written test.
Hint: in North Carolina, read the booklet.
Today’s eye sprinkler occasion was just a continuation of this weeks events. If you have had [...]
Do you really want me to go there?
Posted in Uncategorized on January 21, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Writing is pure insanity. History can prove that. Most great writers are certifiably insane. They emulate the definition which is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. This is why I am a writer. I come to the screen or page every day thinking something earth shattering (hopefully monumental) is [...]
Obama: A Living Legacy
Posted in Uncategorized on January 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Up until now I have claimed ignorance on all things politics. And then I turned on the television on election night and cried (no seriously I did) with the other American’s who can feel the grassroots level of change taking place, the evolution of consciousness, and the HOPE embedded in our [...]
Things I love: Trader Joes, Ellen Degeneres, and Sisters!
Posted in Uncategorized on January 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My nervous system loves shopping at Trader Joes. I am aware that I tried to quit 4 times and in order for them to get the message had to just stop showing up. This fact does not negate how much BETTER Trader Joes is than Harris Teeter, Food Lion, and Home Economist (though I do [...]
