Modern Salon is not hip.

I hate bad haircuts almost as much as I hate Thanksgiving.

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Therapy and Thanksgiving

I made my therapist fall out of her chair yesterday. I consider it to be quite an accomplishment. I didn’t knock her over per se, but figuratively I knocked her out. All I did was waltz in, sigh heavily, and blurt out something she has NEVER heard me say before (especially not with in the [...]

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Delirium

Davidson has so many good hiding spots. I went for a walk tonight to get some fresh air and suprised myself by the strong urge to hide in random places. The first hiding place I spotted was a trash can outside the Co-op. I reasoned I could just go head first, with my feet hanging [...]

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I’ve got thoughts like a river in my soul ( in my soul).

I have a few announcements..are you ready?
A. I’m now on twitter. Why? All the cool kids are doing it.
B and C. See A
I’ve probably mentioned this ten times today, but its so good to be back home in Davidson. Janet and I walked into town today to the Farmers Market and to the coffee shop. [...]

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Suspended Thoughts

I almost put my iPhone in the hotel wash machine. The good news is that I am still in decent shape. When I was sorting through my purse and realized the last place I remembered having my electronic soul mate was in the pocket of my sweatshirt, I threw on sweats over my naked body [...]

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Stop, Drop, and Roll out!!!!!!

I cracked my window in the middle of the night for some fresh air. I was met with a thick blanket of smoke. I figured there was a bonfire in the pool area and I just wasn’t invited. So, I shut the window and crawled back in bed.
I tend to have a high threshold for [...]

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This is me writing badly

Go ahead. Ask me. Ask me how much fun I am having. Ask me how much I love LA/SoCal.
LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! L-O-V-E IT
Pregnant Man is pregnant again according to Barbara Walters. Just thought you should know. Barbara Walters was speechless and her jaw dropped so far to the floor, I had to reach [...]

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just a little bit…

Words to infiltrate Megan’s vocabulary
Present
Conscious
Attachment
Humble
Source
Spirit
Faith
Resistance
Slow down….way down….slower yet
challenge=opportunity
Govindas (yoga instructor/married man of my dreams)
Govindas
Govindas
oh….moving on…
Deodorant
NO
YES
Abundance
Writing this makes me feel like i’m in third grade writing my vocab list to take home and study. Or kindergarten. Perhaps third graders are a bit more advanced than spelling lists.
I drove to Malibu today secretly looking for famous people. [...]

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Grande Soy Chai

I woke up at 3 am with the burning desire to write. Turns out it was a burning desire to pee and go back to sleep. Too bad. I had some great anectdotes from my yoga class last night to share. Now they are stale and I’m throwing them away. My bladder actually didn’t wake [...]

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All in a days work

It should be noted that Megan Ann Okkerse does not do “idle” well. I prefer to be shifting gears, going full speed, or arriving at a destination. I do not like undefined time alone. I learned that about myself today. It scares me into thinking there is something wrong with my life, but more so [...]

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