My eyes are heavy and my heart is wet

I’ve been thinking about Salah a lot lately. He was the “weird foreign” (as Coco calls it) that wanted to impregnate me times 10 and build me my own grocery store. I kid you not. Our last conversation went something like this, 
“Baby I love you. I build you grocery store with lots of fruit. We [...]

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Big Bird and the open road

My new theme song is “The Show” by Lenka. Go listen. 
“I’m just a little bit caught in the middle. Life is a maze and love is a riddle….” lalallalalalalala.
I also have a theme song picked out for almost every individual in my life right now. If you want to know yours, call me. But some [...]

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Montana

I had high hopes for my blog this weekend. When I drive by myself I listen to my favorite songs on repeat for an hour, tell jokes out loud, and stick my head out the window. Long road trips provide me with plenty of time to either reflect on life, the course its taken, etc. [...]

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Stillwater, MN

 
The first picture says, “Spank your inner child and get on with it”
The second one, “I couldn’t give a shit if I tried”

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Road Trippin’

I used to play this game on the computer that I think was called Mindsweeper. The point of the game is to avoid finding the bomb and getting blown up. To do this, you press on these little boxes and if a red flag appears, you are getting closer to the bomb. Apparently, I like [...]

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Recycled

My other best friend, Heather and I went out last night to “our” restaurant in Birkdale Village. We got our usual booth, a bottle of wine, and a pack of cigarettes. We couldn’t talk fast enough to cover all the bases. We were like giddy little girls at camp, giggling and gossipping after lights out. [...]

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MUSH: What happens to my frontal lobe as a result of relaxation.

“After the rain, the sun comes up”.
That’s what I hear. In my experience, a really bad day…you know the kind that you think is going to get the best of you and will never end, is almost methodically followed by a better day. It helps if you wake up and announce to the world that [...]

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“Oh my gaaah, we are ‘like’ soooo BFF’s”

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh!” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?”
“Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s paw. I just wanted to be sure of you.”- Piglet

“Meg, I have a confession” Emily said as she lowered herself unto her plush red couch.
“Yes, Em?” I said, slightly nervous about what might come next.
“So, remember when you were [...]

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3 legs, 9 boys under 9, and crap.

If there is one thing I am certain about in finding a career path, here it is: Pet Sitting is not my strong suite. When I come home, I walk dogs, feed cats, and sometimes talk to parrots for my best friends pet sitting business. I do it because I love her dearly and want [...]

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STOP the train……

Don’t believe everything you think.That’s my mantra for today.
Do you ever obsess over something so much you literally which you could unzip your skin and step outside yourself for a mini vacation? My friend used to use the analogy of being on a merry go round and just wanting it to stop for a little [...]

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