Last night I dreamt about Obama, an old high school crush, Sark, and slashing tires. I dreamt that I was driving with this woman who I used to go to church with and I mentioned that I needed a ride. She suggested we slash her tires and then blame it on Obama. What the hell [...]
Archive for August, 2008
Dreams
Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2008 | 2 Comments »
White Girl Ain’t Got No Rythym
Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Disclaimer: to better understand this blog, please do a memory recall of one of the following movies: “Center Stage”, “Step Up”, “Save the Last Dance” or for those of you who haven’t heard of any of those, “Dirty Dancing” and “Footloose”.
I met some people on this job who invited me to go to a dance [...]
I know, its getting a little ridiculous
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The incessant blog posts that is. Fuck it. Its my blog. I can post as much as I want.
I basically came back to tell you all that I am no longer sleeping alone. I’m not exactly sharing the bed with any hot Italian lovers, but I am definitely sleeping with a pricey possession. Perhaps we [...]
Worth
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Anne Lamott makes me hopeful about God. For starters, Anne refers to God as She and has friends that are Buddhist. This makes me glad because I don’t like the ‘christianese culture’. Say what you will, but that’s how I feel.
Reading only one chapter of Anne reminds me that other people are a hot mess. [...]
Two Things
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
You know you give your number away to too many guys when you start getting voicemails in more than 2 languages. “I received your voice message and when translated, I got that you want to buy me a pig. I’m a little confused.”
Before you come to New York, you may want to invest in a [...]
Two Things
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
You know you give your number away to too many guys when you start getting voicemails in more than 2 languages. “I received your voice message and when translated, I got that you want to buy me a pig. I’m a little confused.”
Before you come to New York, you may want to invest in a [...]
Seriously.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I have issues.
Guess…what…time it is?????
Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
New York calls for a list. Here is mine.
1. Inhale coffee (and other things accidentally)
2. Blow life savings in SoHo
3. Realize you actually don’t have a life savings
4. Learn the art of the subway and get lost at least 10 times
5. Call everyone in phone in panic-just for fun
6. Coffee, gelato, more coffee
7. Gawk at [...]
9-5
Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Apparently, I’m in the business of pissing people off. I hate it. Pissing people off that is. Ryan says that I should not give my power away. Sometimes I feel like I handed off that baton thousands of miles ago. There are certain things that people can say that make me feel like I’ve gotten [...]
Bla Bla Blogging
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I used to run everyday. When I missed a day, going back the next was always a little bit harder. So it is with my writing. When I step away from it for even a day, I feel stale when I try to come back to it. There are so many things swirling around in [...]
